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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 ─ PB⁵ ft. UCONN WBB MANAGER
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౨ৎ ─ summary | request -> "Okay the fic Idea I was talking about is, Paige scrolling through your phone gallery and seeing the pics you didn’t send her. “Why didn’t you send me this?” and even sending herself some of the photos to her own phone. BUT then, Ms.reader over here didn’t private certain…. provocative and Lewd photos and forgot about them and Paige sees them (her gf just likes taking pictures of her own body🤷🏽 cuz why not)." for my lovely hamster nonnie
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─ warnings | NSFW under the cut, read at your own discretion. very fluffy and cute, nothing too rough just some good ol' love making. oral (r receiving), praise, nothing else?? enjoy!!!!
─ ev's notes | ok so this also can be read as a standalone buttt this is part of my uconn wbb manager series!
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YOU WERE SITTING on your girlfriend's bed, glasses sitting on the bridge of your nose as you tried to finish up some homework.
Paige had your phone in her hand as she scrolled through your camera roll, looking through all the photos you two had taken together over the past few months. Every now and then, she would let out a soft chuckle or an aww as she stumbled upon a particularly sweet or funny photo. You glanced up from your homework every so often, smiling at her reactions.
"Why didn't you send me this?" Paige asked, showing you a selfie of yourself after the gym yesterday. "You looked sexy, wow."
You chuckled, feeling a bit embarrassed but also pleased by her compliment. "I don't know, I guess I forgot to send it," you replied, reaching out to take a closer look at the photo.
Paige laughed, leaning into you as she continued to scroll through the photos. "I'm sending it to myself, that's my new lockscreen."
You rolled your eyes as you chuckled, turning your attention back to your homework. A few seconds later however, you somehow sensed a shift in the atmosphere as you glanced to see what Paige was looking at, only to be faced with a very incriminating photo of yourself wearing practically nothing.
Heat rushed to your cheeks, and you quickly reached out to grab the phone from her hand, feeling a mixture of embarrassment and panic only for her to pull the phone out of your grasp. "I forgot to delete that, sorry-"
"Delete it? Why didn't you send it to me?" Her tone was unusually serious as she glanced up to meet your gaze. "Shit, I mean that was hot."
You wanted to laugh, if this were any situation you'd want to laugh. However, as you met her now very clouded gaze, you felt your stomach flutter in confusion and maybe something... more?
This wasn't the reaction you expected. You were prepared for embarrassment, maybe even some teasing, but not this. Paige's eyes held a seriousness that seemed out of place in the moment.
"Wait, really?" you stammered, trying to gauge her sincerity. "I thought you'd find it weird or something."
Paige leaned back, a small smirk playing on her lips as she studied your reaction. "Weird? No, of course not baby. You look pretty damn good," she took another moment to study the picture as she wet her lips.
You couldn't help but feel a rush of warmth spread through you at Paige's words, her unexpected compliment sending a thrill down your spine. "You think so?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper, unsure whether to feel flattered or apprehensive about her sudden change in tone.
Paige's smirk widened into a mischievous grin. "Oh, I know so," she replied, her gaze lingering on the photo before finally meeting yours. "In fact, I think you're hiding a lot more than just this one picture."
Your cheeks flushed even hotter at the implication of her words. You had never imagined Paige seeing you in such a revealing light, let alone expressing such bold admiration. She'd always teased you, you'd been in this relationship (of some sorts) for long enough for this to be normal.
Somehow, this time it felt more personal.
"You really want to see more?" you asked, your voice betraying a mix of nerves and excitement.
"Don't act so shy now, princess. I mean you took these photos and kept them to yourself. You knew exactly what you were doing," Paige teased, her voice laced with amusement as she leaned in closer, her breath grazing your ear.
Her playful tone sent a shiver down your spine, and you couldn't help but feel a surge of arousal coursing through you. Despite your initial hesitations, there was something undeniably exhilarating about the prospect of sharing more with Paige.
Before you could even process it, her lips were on yours in a bruising kiss. You let out a soft moan in surprise but slowly melted into the kiss, losing yourself in the heat of the moment. As her hands roamed over your body, you felt a rush of desire coursing through your veins, your senses overwhelmed by the intoxicating sensation of her touch.
Your homework and laptop were long forgotten as she pulled you into her lap. Her lips trailed down your neck, leaving a trail of bruises in their wake. You let out a soft gasp, your fingers tangling in her hair as you arched into her touch, craving more of her intoxicating touch.
"Paige, please," you whined as she hummed in response. You began to grind yourself against her sweats, your whole body shaking in pure need.
She pulled back slightly, her eyes dark with desire as she met your gaze. "Yes, princess? Please what?" she teased, her voice husky with need.
"I want you," you breathed, the words tumbling out before you could stop them. In that moment, there was no room for doubt or hesitation. All you knew was that you needed her to absolutely ruin you.
With a hungry smirk, Paige captured your lips in another searing kiss, her hands roaming over your body with a possessive urgency that left you breathless. Suddenly, she pushed you back against the bed as you whimpered with need.
Paige found herself in between your legs as she pulled off your silk pajama shorts and then your underwear. You moaned at the sight, your head falling back as she pulled your legs on her shoulders and quickly got to work.
As soon as her tongue met your wet folds, you were already ruined. You moaned at the sensation as your eyes shut, gripping the sheets beneath you. Paige kept gripped your thighs as her tongue delved into your cunt, your whole body seizing up in utter pleasure.
"Fuck," she mumbled into your pussy, sending vibrations throughout your body. You finally met her gaze as you moaned, her hand finding yours, interlacing your fingers with hers.
Paige took her time, slowly licking up and down you as if you were most delicate thing in the world (and you were ─ at least, in her world).
You arched into her mouth as you felt yourself draw closer and closer to an orgasm, your eyes shutting once again. Paige's tongue began to flick against your clit as you let out a shocked moan, your other hand finding her hair.
"Please, please don't stop. Fuck, P," you babbled on as her tongue began moving faster and faster. "I'm gonna cum, please,"
"Cum on my tongue, princess, let it out," she murmured into your pussy as the knot in your stomach snapped. "Good girl, fuck,"
Paige watched you hungrily as you moaned, your legs wrapped around her head as you came. She closed her eyes as she helped you ride out your high, her hands gripping your hips as you caught your breath.
Paige got out from between your legs and pulled you into a bruising kiss. Your hands found her hair in a lazy attempt to keep her close, your lips moving in sync with hers as the intensity of the kiss deepened. The world around you faded into oblivion as you lost yourself in the heat of the moment, consumed by the passion that pulsed between you.
"Mm, I love you," you mumbled into the kiss as she let out a small laugh. She pulled away to really take in your fucked-out state; your messy hair, your half-lidded eyes, your bruised lips. God, she was so whipped.
"I love you too, sweet girl," Paige whispered, her voice filled with adoration as she caressed your cheek, her thumb tracing the curve of your lips.
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beom-pyu · 2 years ago
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txt as your boyfriend
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txt x g/n!reader , tags; headcanons , fluff , non-idol au? , happy soft mushy feelings ew , no warnings!
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。 °₊ yeonjun
∙ matching outfits allll the time
∙ if he sees a cute hoodie online, he'll buy you guys matching ones and surprise you with it
∙ takes aesthetic pictures of you
∙ you used to hate his constant candids of you because you were a little insecure
∙ but he always captures you in the most flattering, heart wrenching pics ever
∙ he wants you to see yourself in the way that he sees you
∙ a cute pic of you stopped on the sidewalk to pet a dog is his lockscreen <3
∙ constant forehead/top of the head kisses
∙ if he's slipping past you while you're cooking, he always plants a quick kiss on the crown of your head with a small "love u" before going back to whatever he was doing
∙ kissing your forehead is a mandatory step in his a nighttime routine
∙ when he has you wrapped up in his arms at night, your head resting on his chest and he just presses a few kisses into your hair before snuggling into you tighter
∙ fixes your hair and clothes for you
∙ makes it super romantic too
∙ like he'll run his finger down your cheek before tucking some hair behind your ear, gazing down at you with the most infatuated look ever
∙ if you try to cover your face in embarrassment, he'll gently remove your hands and cup your face in his before muttering how pretty you are
∙ "my pretty baby."
∙ soft smiles and loving gazes as he watches you do things you're passionate about
∙ like you could be reading a book on the couch and he'd be at the other end with your feet in his lap, just massaging your legs while watching you silently
∙ you've gotten used to the feeling of his eyes on you
∙ he just loves watching you exist
∙ like he's always in awe of your beauty, no matter how many times he's seen your face
∙ gives you those hugs where he wraps his arms around your neck and pulls you into his chest
∙ works especially well if you're shorter than him
∙ shows you off
∙ he's always posting you on his instagram story with captions like "my everything" or "my angel <3"
∙ wants everyone to know that he's proud of the fact that you chose him out of all the people in this big ole world
。 °₊ soobin
∙ exists at your every beck and call
∙ you said you're thirsty? he's bringing you three water bottles in the blink of an eye
∙ oh your shoulders are tense? he's working his nimble fingers into your muscles with soft neck kisses in between
∙ he wants to make your life as easy as possible, and he's willing to do whatever it takes
∙ pouts with a small "hmf" when he wants kisses
∙ which is a common reoccurrence because he always wants kisses
∙ nuzzles his head into your neck when he laughs
∙ plays with your fingers when he can't fully hold your hand
∙ or has an arm around your waist to keep you close at all times
∙ takes silly couple pictures with you and makes them his profile picture
∙ feeds you
∙ he'll do that dumb airplane move and you'll just blink at him like "what..?"
∙ and he just goes "ahhh" with that cute little smile and you have no choice but to roll your eyes and give in when he looks that adorable
∙ please play with his hair, it's his favorite thing ever
∙ your hands are so gentle and calming, so it always helps him fall asleep
∙ gives you his jacket whenever you show even the slightest sign of being cold
∙ like he'll wrap it tightly around your body and kiss your nose when he's satisfied with the bundling
∙ always goes to you when he's feeling down because you always manage to lift his mood
∙ like you'll be laying in your bed on your laptop, and when he comes home, he's immediately at your side
∙ he hates feeling like a burden so he doesn't say anything until you ask him what's wrong
∙ and he just spills everything out as you hold him
∙ he feels comfortable showing you his emotions because you always take care of him
∙ especially because he's always the one taking care of you, so you appreciate when he lets his guard down around you
。 °₊ beomgyu
∙ quite literally your bestfriend
∙ lovingly teases you because your reactions are so cute
∙ always kisses the pout off of your lips so you can't be mad at him
∙ he is soooo clingy
∙ always has to have a hand on you, whether it be holding yours, resting on your back, slung over your shoulders
∙ baby just loves being close to you
∙ teaches you how to play his favorite games
∙ sits you on his lap as he explains the controls
∙ but he may get a little sulky when you turn out to be better than him
∙ he'll be like "i let you win that time!" and you'll be like "you wish!!"
∙ tickle fights
∙ he lets you do his makeup or paint his nails if you ask very nicely
∙ but only if you let him do yours in return (and he's absolutely horrible at it every time)
∙ takes candids of you, but they're TERRIBLE
∙ like you'd be mid bite of a big sandwich and you just see the flash of his phone go off and you freeze
∙ and then you proceed to chase him around, whining at him to delete the picture with him cackling in the background
∙ you two are always bickering like an old married couple
∙ but you can never stay upset at each other for longer than 10 minutes before one of you gives in
∙ he's obsessed with kissing you
∙ will find any excuse to do so, even though you guys are quite literally dating
∙ "if i eat this in 10 seconds, you owe me 10 kisses"
∙ "gyu, you can literally just ask me to kiss you"
∙ "okay, but where's the fun in that..?"
∙ you guys joke around a lot because you know that you are each other's safe space
∙ you can always be yourself around beomgyu, and he loves that he can do the same with you
。 °₊ taehyun
∙ mention anything you want around tyun and he's buying it for you in a heartbeat
∙ you could mutter how a necklace was pretty as you passed a shop, and it'd show up in your mailbox within the next 5 business days
∙ secretly loves when you wear his clothes
∙ you could walk out of your bedroom with one of his t-shirts on and his hands would be all over you immediately
∙ kisses the back of your hand while looking up at you with his pretty doe eyes
∙ literally makes you feel like royalty
∙ holds the door for you everywhere you go
∙ even if you beat him to the door, he'll literally jog to grab the door handle first
∙ never gives you unsolicited advice, but if you come to him first, get ready for a philosophy session
∙ he just wants to see you being your best self, so he's always open to giving you advice when you want it
∙ comfortable silence
∙ like you could be doing your own things in silence, and still feel like no time is being wasted because you are just that secure in eachother
∙ don't worry though, he makes sure to slip in a kiss every few minutes
∙ he isn't one to be sappy with his words, but when he does verbally compliment you, it's the most heartfelt sentence ever
∙ like you'll just be cuddled up next to him on a lazy day that consisted of napping, kisses, and more napping
∙ and he'll just slip out a, "being with you makes everything make sense"
∙ and you're just like "where did that come from?"
∙ and he just shakes his head with a smile and kisses your lips so tenderly, you forget everything you were going to say
∙ late night drives
∙ you'll call him at 1 a.m. because you can't fall asleep, your mind too full with thoughts and stress and the weight of life
∙ and tyun will be outside your place in seconds
∙ he lets you be the dj as he drives, rolling down the windows a bit to let the cool breeze run through the car
∙ his right hand is firmly planted on your thigh, glancing over at you every now and then to make sure you're okay
∙ and he lets you talk his ear off with the softest, most fond smile resting on his lips, just happy to see you feeling better
。 °₊ kai
∙ napping together is the biggest love language in your relationship
∙ it'll be midday on a weekend and he'll come over with a few of his plushies, clad in character themed pajamas
∙ and you'd have your own character themed pajamas on too
∙ he loves sleeping on your chest, or as the big spoon
∙ napping together is just so soft and intimate to him
∙ plus he gets your beautiful face being the first thing he sees when he wakes up, which is a win in itself
∙ comes up with a new stupid pet name for you every single week
∙ one day you're "babe", the next day you're "boo bear", and the next, you're somehow "sweetie honeybun baby"
∙ he just thinks it's funny to see the confusion on your face as the names get worse and worse
∙ he lives to make you laugh
∙ he'll send you every funny video he comes across, or crack the most random jokes just to see your smile
∙ always looking for your praise and approval
∙ he could get a new haircut and you'd be the first one he texts with a selfie asking "new cut, does it look okay?"
∙ and even though you say yes yes yes, every single time without fail, he still does that shy laugh and the tips of his ears go red and turns into putty
∙ he's literally your boyfriend, but he has these moments where he can't believe he's your boyfriend
∙ like you could randomly straddle his lap while he's sitting on the couch and push his hair back with your fingers before kissing his nose
∙ and he'll just be staring up at you with the prettiest sparkly eyes and let out a quiet "woah", out of breath by simple looking at you
∙ back hugs back hugs back hugs
∙ if you're out at an event with friends, he'll just be hanging off of you like a koala
∙ literally doesn't care about pda
∙ he's super shy, but nothing but pride fills his chest when you hold his hand in public
∙ or if you lean up to kiss his cheek while standing in line to order ice cream
∙ you always manage to give him those goofy little butterflies in his chest
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What about me?!
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Niko were freaking out.
After 2 decades of working for Asmodeus, sticking close to the man and managing every little detail for the man he could, he knew this had to be a joke.
Surely it was just some elaborate hoax made up by Mammon to get back at Asmodeus right?
Yeah! That was it! No way he'd do something like that, no way! Not after all they've been through.
Not after the countless, sleepless nights he'd worked his ass for fixing some flaw that would ruin Asmodeus' passion projects. Those projects rarely ever turning a profit, but still!
He'd had been doing damage control for the past hour when Asmodeus finally strutted in, in his arms the source of this entire fuck up.
"Ozzie, thank Satan! You won't believe this, people are going off on some shit about you being in love!"
He tried to laugh it off, only to get Ozzie's best fish out of water look.
"Well, uh, Niko, you see, mmmh~ things have changed."
Niko slumped as Ozzie began explaining, man containing a moan as Fizz was attacking his neck with his lips, the Imp staring at the floor as he processed what was happening.
'This was all real?'
As his mind raced, Ozzie and Fizz would be getting all cutesy, fizz nuzzling him as Ozzie giggled, the pair off in their own world.
"O-Ozzie, come on. You can't be serious?"
He asked, Ozzie giggling as Fizz bit his neck.
"L-Look Niko, I get your worried but this is no big deeeeeaaall~"
He turned back to Fizz the the two caught back up in their own little world, Ozzie walking off.
"No big deal?! OZZIE!" Niko called, the Imp rushing after the big man, struggling to keep up. "Ozzie think about this!"
He gasped, finally getting in front of him.
"Ozzie, do you have any idea what this will do to your reputation?" He asked, Ozzie like so many times before had simply snorted, giving him that ole faithful smile, the sort that had once sent shivers down his spine, but now he just saw as him saying 'oh stop worrying' any time he brought an actual problem up with him.
The same he'd had when that initial article about Fizz and Him being more then just simple FBTAWT (Fuck-Buddies-That-Also-Work-Together) but he'd just given him that SAME DAMN LOOK! And as always, Niko had just let it slide.
Well not this time Buster!
With rapidly growing frustration he grit his teeth, the Imp puffing up as he tried to reason with the Sin who he'd dedicated his life to.
"Ozzie, just think about this!!" He vaguely gestured to him and Fizzarolli. "Is this worth everything you've worked for?" He asked, trying to reason with the Sin.
Ozzie just rolled his eyes, telling him shortly. "I hear you Niko and we'll talk later Niko, now I have a relationship to officiate~" He purred, licking up the side of Fizzarollis face before he went to walk past him.
Niko grit his teeth as the sin walked past him, Niko calling out.
"Everything?! Youd give up everything you've built, Ozzie!?" He called out, getting desperate now. "Everything WE'VE built together?! All of it!?!?"
"YES!!!" Ozzie shouted back, the very palace around him shaking, the Sins flames flaring up. "I'd give it all up for Him!"
Niko stood there, peering at the floor, the Imps shoulders slumping.
The Imp stood there, mind rushing with a million thoughts a second.
"Everything. . . ?" He asked softly.
The imp pulled up his phone, his lockscreen probably the best picture he'd ever taken.
It was their first major product launch, Niko still had the bags under his eyes from his almost week long work haul. But he fucking did it, him and Ozzie taking a victory selfie.
He was younger, still green, and giddy as fuck at being so close to Asmodeus.
He can still remember how surreal it had been.
Him, some nobody Imp managed to catch the eye of his Idol, and was working directly for him.
'. . . Everything. . .'
Niko's gaze moved from his phone onto his coat sleeve.
It was a finely made thing, actually being a simpler version of Ozzie's own Lustrous threads, though obviously far smaller.
After a moment he slid it off.
He held that thing like it were unholy.
Asmodeus had gotten it for him when he'd achieved his official 'Number 1 Helper Role' Niko was deathly protective of it, treating the thing like a member of the royal family, never taking it of.
Literally.
Asmodeus actually ended up getting him a second one just so he could interchange them while he washed one.
But now, holding the thing, he felt... Nothing.
"Everything." He spoke, just loud enough to be heard.
Niko, swallowing the lump in his throat, wiped his eyes, perching his lips as he cleared his throat.
"I... I'm sorry sir, but consider this my resignation." He spoke, voice slightly shaken, the Imp placing the coat on the floor.
Looking up at the man he finished, barely keeping his composure.
"Goodbye, O-... Goodbye Sir. And good luck."
With that he walked away, wiping his eyes as he left the building.
"W-Wait! Niko, hold on a second!" Asmodeus called, a sombre realisation crossing the Sins face.
Fizzarolli, seeing Ozzie's reaction, the man freaking out.
The Sin wearing his, 'oh I've really fucked up now' face.
Fizz, not wanting to see his love in such a state sighed.
Leaning in he kissed the Sin on the cheek, telling him simply. "Why dont you go ahead and get the bed ready babe, I'll go talk to him."
He said, zipping out of the man's arms. Ozzie went to argue but Fizz was already at the door before he could say anything.
Fizz didn't really know Niko, like, hed met him, and was something of a second in command to Ozzie, but he'd never really held a conversation with the Imp. Though that's probably more his fault then Niko's.
Stepping outside, Fizz found Niko sat at the bottom of the huge set of stairs that made up the front of the building.
Zipping his way down, he pulled up a seat besides the Imp.
Upon noticing the Former clown pull up besides him Niko quickly wiped his eyes, the man trying to hide the way he was sniffling as he cleared his throat.
There were several seconds of awkward silence before Niko finally spoke.
"What do you want?"
Fizz, a little taken aback by his bluntness, he was usually so calm and friendly, at least when speaking to Ozzie. Damn...
After a moment Fizz chuckled awkwardly.
"I uh, wanted to make sure you were okay?" He more asked then stated.
Niko gave hime a 'WTF' face, looking him up and down.
"Why?" Niko asked bluntly. "Why would you give a shit about me?"
Fizz chuckled, internally asking himself the same question.
"Well honestly, I don't." He hummed, Niko glaring at him. "It's Ozzie that gives a shit."
"HA!" Niko barked, the man laughing to himself. "Yeah, whatever you say."
"Didn't Care?!?!"
Fizz frowned, rolling his eyes, before beginning snidely. "Well, if you'd bother to stick around, you might have seen his reaction. He was pretty torn up by you just up and quitting... Not that you seem to care." He grumbled the last part, looking away from the man.
Fizz froze as a viciously snarl filled the air, the Imp freezing as he looked over to a now very pissed off Niko.
He practically snarled, the Imp standing up, looming over him. "I don't fucking care?!?!?"
"Do you have any idea how hard I've worked for him?!" He growled, standing over Fizzarolli. "Do you have any idea what I fucking do in a day! A single day, just so he can enjoy himself! How many trips I have to make across this accursed Ring to get everything just as he likes it!"
"A job thats only gotten harder sinc YOU came around by the way! Who the fuck need 49 cans of whipped cream at 3 in the Lucifer damned morning!? And I know it's you who ordered it cause Ozzie asks for that shit, in advance!"
He was royally pissed now, Fizzarolli cringing under the Imps scrutiny.
"I've dedicated my life to that fucking man... spent years, Decades! Dedicated to him, helping him! Helping him keep all this!" He gestured to the exorbitant palace that was Asmodeus' main hub, the place Niko had worked at for the past 2 decades. "Up and running, bringing it into the modern age!"
He huffed and puffed for a second before Slumping, the man sitting down again, head in his hands.
"I helped him keep this shit in line. Kept it relevent and up to code, helped him keep his status and influence. All of it..."
Several seconds of awkward silence rang out before Niko piped up with.
"Everything... do you have any idea what it's like to hear someone you dedicated your life too say they'd give up everything you've done for them..." Niko looked at him. "For someone else?"
Fizzarolli stared at him for a minute, really taken aback.
". . . Damn..." he sighed. He had to admit, that really would suck.
Niko actually laughed at that, the Imp wiping his eyes.
"You know, I started in the R&D department, an engineer." He hummed, smiling softly. "I was this scrawny little thing, some self taught nerd that managed to land a job working Asmodeus. I don't know how but, I caught Asmodeus' eye and next thing you know, I'm doing things for him. Working on his special projects, it was incredible."
The Imp spoke warmly, sighing as he rested his head in his hands.
"When he needed something done, he'd come to me. ME! Of all Imps. Trusting me to handle the things nobody else could."
He was smiling now, the Imp shaking his head.
"Ozzie was different back then. More... arrogant." Niko mused, thinking back on those days. "Partying, the man up at all hours. And the fucking 'Spurs of Inspiration' sparking his Brilliant ideas!"
"Next thing I know, I'm his 'Number one Hell-per'." He laughed at that, the sort of laugh that left Fizz feeling like he was missing the joke.
"Sorry, inside joke." Niko chuckled, the Imp glad to see the man annoyed. And admittedly it made Niko feel good.
He had something over the jester.
Niko chuckled, wiping his face. "He was going through one of his fazes... which, admittedly, was what I thought you were in the beginning." Niko finished, giving him the side eye.
Fizz scowled at that, the man glaring right back, the Robo-Imp starting to regret his desicion to come out here.
"But sure enough you stuck around..."
Niko stared at the ground, before sighing.
"And now he loves you."
Fizz stared at the Imp for several moments, neither of them saying anything as Niko sighed, the Imp slumping back and staring into the Lust city smog, lights and the occasional firework filling the sky.
"You know what the worst part is. Really, the worst part of all of this is."
He asked to no one in particular.
". . . I was in Love."
He sounded sombre, the Imp staring calmly into the sky.
"It was a few years into our professional relationship, when i started working directly for him. I fell in love. He was... everything. Everything I could want."
He smiled, a fond little smile as he remembered those days.
"He was sweet and smart, he consumed my thoughts, it took me a long time to realise that it was love. As in, a Loooong time, but sure enough, there I was. In love."
He chuckled, a happy grin crossing his face as he sighed, the man slumping against his knees.
"I told Oz-... Asmodeus. Ya know what he said?"
The man now directing his gaze to the clown, a questioning cock to his brow.
Fizz didn't say anything but Niko continued anyway.
"He told me, 'love is commitment. Dedication. Love is restraint, and the only restraints allowed on Lust are leather'." The Imps smile faded, the Imp pulling his knees to his chest.
But it was a significant he saw the hint of a tear in his eye, that he came to his realisation.
"Holy fuck... You love Ozzie, don't you?"
Biko froze, eyes widening just a hair before he cleared his throat.
"I don't know what your talking about."
It was Fizzarollis turn to laugh, the Clown fiddling with his torn shirt, laying back with a cocktail smile.
"Trust me buddy, I've lived through that bullshit once. You can lie to yourself, but I can see right through that bullshit~"
Niko sat there, tense for several minutes before he sighed, slumping over his knees.
Fizz smiled softly, adjusting his seating, scooting towards the man a little before telling him.
"So what, not like it matters anymore." Niko finished, perhaps a little too salty.
"You should just tell him, you know. You might be surprised."
At that Niko laughed.
He laughed a long, cold laugh, Nikos laugh growing harder and more exhausted.
The Imp slumped back, the man wiping his eyes as he sighed.
". . . You fucking would say that, wouldn't you." He chuckled, the man rubbing his face as he looked at him, Niko giving him a cold stare. "We're not all as lucky as you, ya know.
Fizz drew himself back, shocked, before he scoffed, the Former Clown scoffing.
"Oh, so your one of them, aren't you?"
Niko raised a brow, asking coarsely.
"The fuck does that mean?"
Fizz scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Oh you know, the 'I paid my life savings to you so you owe me your asshole virginity and your first born!' Kinda asshole!" The Imp practically sneered, having far too much of that for one day.
What he didn't expect was for Niko to disappear, only to suddenly be standing over him, hands gripping his ornate collar, a fire in his eyes as he stared down at him.
"How. Fucking. Dare. you!"
He sneered, scowl growing fierce as he slammed the Imp back, Niko standing over him as he gripped his collar tight.
"I served him for years. YEARS!!! I never asked for any more then he was willing to give! And after Decades! NEARLY 20 FUCKING YEARS!!! HE GIVES IT ALL UP FOR WHAT?!"
He was scowling, breathing heavy as he threw him to the floor, the Imp breathing heavy, his eyes stinging as he rubbed a hand to his eyes.
"I dedicated my fucking life to him and who does he choose... some fucking clown..." he finished dejectedly, the Imp stumbled back as he looked away.
"He couldn't even be honest to me..."
The Imp stumbled back, the Imp falling to his ass a few steps besides the former Clown.
"I never asked for more then he could give. I gave him everything I had and more... I never expected praise, or riches. I was happy with what we had... with the connection we shared... Buy if I'd thought for a second. For a FUCKING SECOND! That confessing to him would mean anything, I would have..."
The man looked up at Fizz, tears in his eyes.
"I never expected anything but the truth... and even that was too much..."
The Imp pulled himself together, the man standing up as he rubbed his face, the man furiously wiping the tears from his eyes.
"I'm done, Fizz!" He gasped, breathe coming in quickly and shuddering. "You win! Your the best man!"
The Imp turned, staring out at the city.
"And I'm... Not enough..."
He sighed, slumping forwards, the man utterly dejected.
Fizz took a minute to recover, but fixing his attire, the Imp stood up, reaching out he placed a hand on Nikos shoulder, telling him softly.
"Come inside... We can talk about this." He bagan almost pleading. "Ozzie... he'll understand."
Niko shrugged him off, the man releasing a heavy sigh.
"Maybe... maybe he would."
Niko hummed, before sighing, the Imp rubbing his face, before turned looking at the Imp over his shoulder.
Niko stared at him for several mioment before he wiped eyes, the Imp turning to him, his face stone.
"Maybe he would, but I... I just can't.... I'd rather work a dead end, no lifer jobs then spend another minute working for the man I love..." Niko paused, realising this was the first time he'd ever actually said the words aloud.
"I'd rather work a dead end job with no future then continue working for someone I love, knowing full well I'll never be able to be with them. Knowing I... I lost."
Niko fixed his shirt, the man checking his cufflinks, the small metal pieces another gift from Asmodeus, the man's crest emblazoned on his cufflinks.
With a heavy sigh, he stood up straight, the man peering out at the glistening light lights of the city.
"I'm done Fizzarolli... I concede, not like i have any right too. Tell Ozzie, I'm... Sorry. But I'm done. I... can't take it anymore..."
The man slid the cufflinks from his wrists, the Imp looking up before he sighed, the Imp dropping the pieces of metal to the floor, each hitting the floor with a metallic ting.
"Goodbye. Tell him goodbye for me, won't you?"
He asked softly, glancing at him once more before he turned back, the Imp walking off, the man stepping off of the buildings steps, the man disappearing in the cities glitter and glam.
Fizzarolli sat there for a minute, unsure what to say... what to think.
Catching the glint off of something, the Imp shot his arm out and grabbed the glittering spot.
Bringing it back, he found your cufflink,the gentle insignia of Asmodeus glittering back at him.
Fizzarolli sat there for a long time, staring at that cufflink.
He reflected on how similar the two were.
And in a sad sort of way, he was right.
He did win. And while he felt a pang of sadness for the man, seeing him lose. Even if he wasn't in the running, the man should have at least had an honest chance to tell Ozzie how he felt.
He didn't regret it. He had the man he loved and nothing would change that.
"Good luck Niko..."
He spoke softly, the Imp getting and heading back inside, the man determined not to leave his love alone for a minute longer.
Hey Hey Y'all, sorry for not posting lately.
With this piece I kinda wanted to make an inverse of the creepy dude who stalked Fizzarolli in thr latest episode, with the man's feelings more genuine, yet it kinda being muddled, but hey, let me know what ya think. Was Niko an asshole? Was Ozzie the ass? Is Fizz a damn good character? (Spoiler: He is.)
But yeah, hope you enjoy it, and I'll try and put more content out there. Bye Bye.
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chiiyuuvv · 8 months ago
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kei as a boyfriend ¡! ❞
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bf!kei x fem!reader 0.5k words requested
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From all the videos I have watched, I find that Kei is a very caring, older brother to the other members. He is very attentive around them and does his best to make sure everyone is included in their various activities. I have also noticed that kei enjoys a good laugh. Maybe one of the boys has said something that they didn’t find too appealing, but if kei were to hear it, he’d bust a gut for days. I can tell that kei has a sense of pride whenever he’s with his members, and it’s super sweet to watch <3
If kei was your boyfriend, I think he would..
tease you. I think his teasings would be the same as how he teases his members. You remember when kei had shown his lockscreen of a pouting nico on live when the latter said something via chat? He’d do something along the lines with you, bringing up something from the past that you’ve totally forgotten about. He’s trying to keep you on your toes, in a way, but when he’s able to succeed, the prize is glorious: the look on your face and how your stutters for a comeback turn into losing all of your words in the process. He thinks it's so hilarious, and I could definitely see him turning that into his new lockscreen to tease you in front of everyone. But don’t do the same thing back to him, or else he’ll turn red from embarrassment, and end up whining about how unfair it is that you treated him like this. Meanie
stare at your baby photos with a pout. Maybe it’s the older brother in him, (or maybe it’s just me writing) but he adores watching the members grow up to become the people they are today, and the same goes for you. But since you’re dating him, he’s going to find whatever you do cute nevertheless. So when he finds your baby pictures.. He loses it :)) Acts as if he’s going to toss and turn and combust at how CUTE you looked in your little dress, your eyes barely catching the camera while some drool escapes your lips, he’d almost end up crying on how endearing this is for soft lil ‘ol kei
give you his clothes & vice versa. There might be the chance that you’re bigger than him in size or/and length, so I could absolutely see him wanting to switch clothes for a day. Why so? He just thinks it’s fun, especially if you have the same clothing style. In a way, whenever he’s shopping for new clothes, he’s shopping for two, but it's inexpensive since you’re going to be wearing the same thing. He also loves that he can smell you in his shirt, or that you could smell him through your clothes. It’s like a special hug for when the other isn’t around.
If you ever decide to become kei’s girl, please always remember that he loves you dearly, and he thinks about you often. Because he’s trying to find something else to tease you about? What? Nooo, he’d never ;) <3
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︴bonus! im so fr i always smile when kei is on the screen bc he always try to make everyone included and it melts my heart like :((
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cubffections · 17 days ago
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happiest HAPPIEST of birthday to the sweetest and kindest cubbie to have been ever born <3 i truly wish this upcoming year will be kind to you ! ! because there's never enough of wishing That ♡ thank you for exiting and thank you for being my friend, for being the brightest star in the night sky that shines so humbly, yet so brightly, so full of hope and resilience and love to give. i wish this day is full of joy to you, so full of warmth that you deserve 🌟 happy solar return, my dear, my beloved strawberry 🍓 hehe 🥹 continue to shine brightly, like the star you are ! ! here's us because i want u to know that even if you're on the other side of the world, we still share the beautiful sky above and you will never be alone, as long as the stars shine and clouds float . . 🐻🐰 ₊ ˙ ⋆
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FEMI !!{!{ FEMI :(:(:(:(:(: FEMI!3!:'m 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭🥹😭😭 U BROKEMEEJNEMD !!:!:! WHT DID I DO TO DESERVE ALL THIS ?? gosh you sweet garden fairy 🥹 i'm so so so blessed to have such precious friend like you in my life ! like genuinely have no words i'm just .. so happy and shocked and the drawing is making me the happiest cub on earth right now ?!? you call me all these sweet things and i just believe that they all apply to you more ! it's a forever honor to be your strawberry, my dear blueberry .. i'll never forget this, forever grateful for anything you do for little ole me ! gosh making this my lockscreen as we speak !
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seokjinsonlyone · 1 year ago
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most to least likely to end up with someone black
hoseok: idk i just get this feeling this vibe likeeeee it just make sense i see it like the way he carry himself like just look at the chicken noodle soup mv and tell me u can't see it and he literally has a song with j cole and if he in there with coleworld he is def in there wit da fam and then we got the whole time he had tinashe as his lockscreen and we all seen the my universe video like he took ole alien girl home idc idc and overall he just reminds me of my grandma so it make sense
jimin: no limit babe like i've seen this man bark at the thought of usher; and in general this year especially including his album jimin has just really been existing in spaces i didn't expect him to see and i am more than pleasantly surprised. like originally when i first made this he was near the bottom idk why bc he's literally performed to take you down but yeah he def up there now. like y'all remember that photo of him wit da choir for set me free SPEAKING OF SET ME FREE F YA OPPS?1!!1 HENNESSY AT NIGHT⁉️ LIKE IF BLACK PEOPLE HAD A REPRESENTATIVE BRAND OF LIQUOR IT WOULD BE HENNESSY LIKE COME ON and then just his personality is soooo i can't explain why he's all the way up here in this list properly but source: trust me bro
joon: listen we all know that joon be looking and be listening like he has a song with erykah badu with wale with anderson paak he be listening to musiq soulchild he is just made for a black woman (me) but he is a little further down on the list than i expected to put him only bc joon is just so korean and he loves korea and being korean that he might wanna keep it the country idk he definitely down for it tho we know he be looking and frfr this is just insurance for myself so if it don't happen i won't feel publicly played bc i called it but just know imma be somewhere on a ledge with my head in my hands wondering if i should do it or not okay kskslsk
yoon: u know i originally had yoongi near the bottom of the list solely bc he was a workaholic homebody and i was like he is not ending up with nobody much less somebody black if he spent all his time in his studio but now he in his social traveling era and i'm just like 🧐 bc clearly he has the ability to uphold foreign relationships (i.e. max, halsey...) and then i think about how he had all black backup dancers for his tonight show performance like i mean i'm not sure how much say they have in that kind of thing but it felt real deliberate to me and then there's the fact that yoongi just has the ability to look comfortable like he fit in anywhere like i'm thinking of that one photo where he was with one of juicewrld's producers and made homeboy look like he was the outsider in his own studio and then on tour it's clear that he got that dawg in him like he can handle his own he can handle ME which is crazy bc i be looking at men and knowing i'm way out of their depth but i'm telling you yoongi had the power to make me not look at jimin which is an insane ability so I'M JS idk if he would but he fo sho could if he wanted he got that lil poker face going so i'm not extremely confident but i can see it
jungkook: i’m not gon mention the fact that he said he liked girls with healthy sun kissed skin after that trip to la on american hustle life imma just leave that out i’ll also leave out normani at the bbmas what i will talk about is them meeting ms megan now ik jk claiming he ain’t shy no more but he still don’t be saying much except for when he met ms megan homeboy was showing up and showing out dancing talking teaching the choreo cackling for no reason man was grinning from ear to ear whole time nose got the workout of a lifetime from being continuously scrunched ALSO i mention this at least once a week but that r&b playlist he had going while he was folding his underwear???? my naega my naega u ain't listening to bryson tiller unless u is down for the cause but all this to say that it's really up in the air with him like as much as he could there is equal chance that he could not like he just got that pop propensity that sways him to the dark side but i could also see him ending up with someone east asian just as well which is fine with me or at least as fine as i can be knowing he's not with me
jin: as he is a permanent member of my bias line it really do hurt me a small amount that he is at the bottom of this list but i know my man 💅 i know mr “you can’t stop me i’m beyoncé” wouldn’t care about the racial difference at all like as long as y'all could communicate it's good in the hood and he is literally built like a black auntie like he would do so well at family functions rizzing up everybody from yo parents to yo grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins he would fit so well but like can i see it happening in reality??? idk idk he is the most unpredictable man i've ever come across so i can't say nun definitively
tae: there's a lot of reasons why he could why he should like idk man i can just see it in his eyes and then there’s like how much he loves old school soul music and his reaction to h.e.r. at the award show that shall not be named and like how he was meeting john legend and i’m also thinking about how social he is and how he likes to befriend everyone like the potential is there it's right there mind u i'm ignoring the current state of affairs but considering how enamored he is with europe like literally dressed up as a nobleman or whatever for his photobook and when he went to that old people jazz lounge and he is really into golf y'all i just don't see it fr but ya know anything's possible
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melancholiaincarnate · 30 days ago
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Okay you got me thinking about how much I ADORE reluctant (read: overprotective & in denial) Sukuna with little Yuji 😭
My personal modern headcanon is that Sukuna goes out to local metal shows often with Choso, but having no one to look after Yuji, they bring him along with those comically large earmuffs LMAO
Little Yuji, of course, becomes an adored local face in the scene, crowdsurfing, riding on shoulders, even getting to go up on stage with some bands— and Sukuna LOVES it so much that his camera roll is full of photos of them at shows together (sometimes with Uraume too).
Yuji becomes their little rockstar, and Sukuna is adamant that when Yuji is old enough to hold a pair of drumsticks, he’ll become the next big drummer (and he’s totally not secretly showing him Slaughter to Prevail at the ripe age of 3 to prepare him… that would be wild… haha… ha… ha…)
Uraume’s lockscreen is a photo of Sukuna holding Yuji in the pit, Yuji is beaming with his little hand reaching out to high-five the sweatiest, scariest-looking, head-to-toe tattooed & pierced metal vocalist— and Sukuna is grinning down at him with the most genuine tender look in his eyes.
I also love the idea that after shows, the three of them would pass out in their home clothes in a little pile (too domestic for Sukuna to ever admit)— and of course, he always wakes up to the smell of Yuji’s favourite pancakes (his “Ume cakes”). They’ve grown to be Sukuna’s favourite too.
oh my GEOCHELCHWOC this just ??? made me so ill??? i think a tear deadass rolled out my eye ??? oh my ficking god this is amazing i have never thought of sukuna taking them to metal bands 😭😭😭 and the big ol ear protectors oh he's so cute !!!! he's just a baby!!!! everyone loves him!!!!
do not think about the fact that even though he's a local face sukuna scares off anyone who comes near him cus ofc that's what big brothers do ! and if someone complains about yuji being on his shoulders???? uraume has to hold him back from fighting. "he's not botherin' anyone, so shut y'r trap! he's enjoyin' the show, asshole!" sukuna would scream and turn back around and uraume would 'i am SO sorry for him."
i love the idea of him being a drummer like oh my god sukuna would deny uraume kisses for at least 3 hours because they bought yuji a drum set for christmas. and everytime uraume comes over yuji's "ume! look i play drums!" with the biggest smile on his face bcus he loves ume so so much
UME CAKES ?? IM ILL???? OH FODDD UR BRAIN IS SOO BIG. yujis a physical touch person so he's always cuddled up next to ume to show them how much he loves them and i think in the night time sukuna stares at the two of them cuddling and just feels his heartbeat so fast
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whumpsday · 1 year ago
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Happy Birthday, Kane! If Kane had your good ol' standard smartphone, what would he choose for his home screen and lock screen images?
when kane gets a smartphone, many years after they've become standard, he will not change his screens from the default because he doesn't know how. eventually jim notices and shows him how to do it. he puts bellamy as his lockscreen, and a group shot of himself with the lieberman family (at this point: jim, liz, laken, and liz & laken's kids, daughter-in-laws, and grandkids) as his home screen.
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its-just-boo · 1 year ago
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📷🎵🐰🦖
📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?
Hmm a pretty old picture of @kadertins. I should update that!
🎵 Last song you listened to?
Homesick by Noah Kahan was the last one I was paying attention too!
🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?
The way they treat people when they think nobody is paying attention.
🦖 Favorite extinct animal?
I'm just gonna say friggin Megaladons but to be totally honest I just love big ol guys. Gimme a big ol creature an I'm happy!
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donexmiras · 5 months ago
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All of the questions for the ask game you reblogged
Putting under a cut for being long
📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?
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Bowser my beloved (couldn't find the original)
🍫 Cheese or chocolate? Chocolate, cheese can sometimes just be straight up gross to me
✨ Do you have any nicknames? I have a few, Kuvvy is the one who started calling me Momo, but my coworkers call me Bluey or Blues clues
🎵 Last song you listened to? Happier in Hell by Royal and The Serpent
✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? I've tried, I love roleplaying at least, but I have absolutely zero confidence in my writing so
�� Are you on discord? Yeah, I'm honestly on there a ton more than I'm on here nowadays, I just can't engage with groups much (I don't have much to say)
💛 Do you have any piercings? Used to have my ears pierced but they closed up, but I do have my septum done and I have snakebites with plans for plenty more later down the line
🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? I honestly can't give a straight answer, I just like people who are chill and don't give me an irritated response when they don't understand something right away
🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? Chocolate chip, I'm basic as fuck
🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? Cat, I've had dogs, but I've never bonded with them as strongly
🎧 Headphones or earbuds? Headphones a million times over, I can't stand earbuds
🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud? "Have a good one!" (Was leaving work)
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? Maybe not a weird one, but gators can run
🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? I'm a night owl who's been conditioned to be a morning person
🧸 Favorite place to nap? My bed 💙
🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? I've identified as genderfluid for a long time, but within the last year that's changed to being a trans man, and a hella gay one at that ✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (I still use they/them though, but I don't like when people use it just to avoid calling me he/him)
🦋 Describe yourself in three words. Tired, stubborn, niceys
👖 Jeans or sweatpants? Jeans for outside, sweatpants for inside
🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order? Not a Starbucks fan, there's this cafe though I like to order from that has nice ice lattes, I usually get it with caramel cold foam and a few pumps of brown sugar
🧡 A color you can’t stand? Doo doo green
💎 What’s your most prized possession? My laptop, it's been with me for a decade now, it occasionally has its problems but we're ride or die at this point
☕ Coffee or tea? Coffee, though I've been much less obsessed with it nowadays
🦖 Favorite extinct animal? Not dinosaur wise, passenger pigeons, just something about them, otherwise therizinosaurus
🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? Too long (legit answer though probably 5-6 years with an account)
🌴 Desert island item? Cast iron pan, it's multipurpose
🐸 Describe your aesthetic. Spikes, black with bold colors (usually blue and gold), romantic goth in theory, soft boy in practice
🔮 What’s your dream job? Animator, in depth though probably more of a keyframer or storyboard artist
💙 Relationship status? Yoinked
🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. The one I generally wear everyday is usually just a black hoodie and blue jeans with sneakers
🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? Hm that's a hard one, but I do know the lyrics to Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus pretty well
🤎 What color is your hair? Currently it's plain ol brown right now since I shaved it again, but I do plan to dye it black again eventually
💌 Do you talk to yourself? I was talking to myself this morning XD it helps me regulate my thoughts more clearly, and helps me vent without the anxiety of oversharing
💄 Do you wear makeup? I used to, but I can't even stand eye makeup on me anymore, so I just go bare face
🌸 Best compliment you ever received? That I am speed, move aside sonic 💅 but also being complimented on my name
💞 @ your favorite blog. This is hella bias cause we talk all the time but @kuvvydraws
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madness-of-void · 1 year ago
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📷 💛 🌸 for the ask game
📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?
So I'm one of those people that semi-constantly changes my lockscreen/main screen background coz...I dunno.
But at this moment, it is an awesome fanart made by dreemurr-skelememer of one of their dreamtale aus!
💛 Do you have any piercings?
I do, but I'm gonna be boring coz it's just regular ol' earlobe piercings. Though I do have one ear that has a hole from I guess a previous piercing that I got as a baby that never properly closed and to this day I sometimes accidentally repierce.
🌸 Best compliment you ever received?
Oh hells...uhhh...
I actually don't know? I mean, I've had amazing comments from back when I used to write, but I couldn't pinpoint the best one.
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soletlunasims · 2 years ago
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Saw this all over Tumblr this morning.
My lockscreen, homescreen, last song i listened to and last pic i saved!
LOCK SCREEN- My husband and I in FFXIV. I'm the Viera if it wasn't obvious 😂
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HOME SCREEN- My daughter in her Halloween costume. Do you recognize the character?
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(also, don't get used to me posting pics of my kid on here. I'm usually pretty private about the people in my life. It's rare that I post pics of them on any social media site)
Last song I listened to- from my ultimate playlist. Songs I listen to all of the time. DIAMOND by Sub Urban.
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My last saved pic- It's a picture I posted on here 😂 I needed it for Discord.
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I won't tag anybody because I'm still super new and I'm not really sure who to tag so instead I'll put a good ole' Discord @everyone who sees this 😂
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lemondoddle · 7 months ago
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[ID. a screenshot of a phone lockscreen showing the date of thursday, april 11. there's a notification of a text reading "hey hey its ole hickory ham mike". end ID.]
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who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me
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